Dear Aunt Mary,
I am writing to thank you for the sock monkey sweater. It’s soft and it’s warm and it makes me feel cute … and even old guys like me like to feel cute sometimes. Cricket says I look like a great big mouse and Miss Pickles says I look like a teddy bear, but I know I’m a sock monkey!
So anyways, thank you for thinking of me and making me feel special. I’ll remember you every time I put on my sweater!